I have many phobias, but my biggest fear has to be flying. I have many logical explanations behind why flying shouldn’t exist in the first place, but I don’t want to get into a novel about my hang-ups…However, don’t you think that if we were meant to fly, we would have wings… or do you ever wonder how something so heavy just kinda stays in the air?
Anyway, there are only two reasons that I put my life in jeopardy to get to a destination more quickly. One: for some reason, you will never have a better drink in your life than Ginger Ale when you are cruising at an altitude 32,000 feet, that is, if you are not spending too much time asking the flight attendants why the planes aren’t equipped with ejection seats and parachutes (think about it, it’s a great idea). The second reason is the sheer fact that Sky Mall offers the best products that you never knew you needed! Hurrah for unsought goods!
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